I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
Me after reading a book: So yeah, where can I find the fancast, edits and fanfics about this?
Jamie Campbell Bower at Burberry Menswear Spring/Summer 2014 (June 18)
OH SO HE JUST GOES OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THAT
JUST “OH HEY IMMA GO TO AN EVENT AND MAKE IT LOOK LI KE A PHOTOSHOOT”
FFFFFUUUUCK
*flicks holy water on you* leave

You’re the girl who called me an asshole the first time we spoke. The girl who tried to pay for lunch even after you learned I have more money than God. You’re the girl who risked her ass to save a dying dog, who makes my chest ache whether you’re wearing green silk or ripped jeans.
You’re the girl that I… You are my girl.
Mar I see you stealing my tags, I see you
and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
Can you imagine, on your wedding day
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*